· 1st Robinson Crusoe Day · 3rd Dump Your Significant Jerk Day · 5th Weather Person’s Day · 6th Pay A Compliment Day And Wear Red Day · 7th Wave All Your Fingers At Your Neighbor Day · 8th Laugh and Get Rich Day And World Marriage Day · 9th National Develop Alternative Vices Day · 11th Be Electrific Day · 12th Darwin Day · 13th Blame Someone Else Day And Get a Different Name Day And International Skeptics Day · 14th Ferris Wheel Day · 17th My Way Day · 20th Northern Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day · 21st International Mother Language Day · 24th International Pancake Day · 26th For Pete’s Sake Day
March:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- · 1st Pig Day · 3rd I Want You To Be Happy Day. AND What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day · 4th International Scrap Booking Day · 5th National Salesperson’s Day · 8th Fun Facts About Names Day · 9th Panic Day AND Unique Names Day · 10th Learn What Your Name Means Day · 12th Middle Name Pride Day · 13th Genealogy Day AND National Open an Umbrella Indoors Day · 14th National Children’s Crafts Day. · 15th Act Happy Day · 16th Freedom of Information Day · 17th National Common Courtesy Day · 18th Awkward Moments Day AND Forgive Mom and Dad Day · 20th National Quilting Day · 21st National Dance Day · 22nd As Young as You Feel Day AND International Goof-Off Day · 25th Pecan Day · 26th Make Up Your Own Holiday Day · 31st Bunsen Burner Day. AND National “She’s funny that way” Day.
(skip a few months here, use your imagination, I'm a busy girl, they'll be completed when we get back to those months.) August: 1st: National Kid's Day AND Respect Your Parents Day (wha? You can't have it both ways!) 2nd: National Pretty is as Pretty Does Day 3rd: Friendship Day AND National Night Out (a coincidence, I think not!) 6th: Work Like a Dog Day AND National Fresh Breath Day (how many dogs have YOU met with minty fresh breath?) 7th: Hamburger Day AND National Mustard Day (personally, I prefer pickels) AND Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day (Everyone, send people burgers in the mail with mustard and tape the HECK outta the box) 8th: Admit You're Happy Day AND Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night (Do I even want to know?) 9th: Veep Day (Don't ask.) 11th: Presidential Joke Day (I thought that was EVERY day.) 12th: International Youth Day 13th: Kool-Aid Day (Product Placement, anyone?) AND Left-Hander's Day (Go you, "Meg"!) 14th: International Nagging Day AND National Garage Sale Day 16th:Watermelon Day AND Stay Home With Your Kids Day 18th: Bad Poetry Day 21st: Southern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day (as opposed to Northern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day (February 20th)) 28th: Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day! AND Crackers Over the Key Board Day! (That mouse'll get hungry after all that running)
